Lady GaGa Wants a Fivesome With Take That

Lady GaGa — who first met Gary Barlow, Mark Owen, Jason Orange and Howard Donald when she supported them on tour — wants a fivesome with British boyband Take That. The singer says she wants to take a ride on the boys’ disco sticks.

“I’d like all four at once,” said GaGa. “They’re very sexy. I’m a single girl now and I love to have a good time.”

“I’m not looking for anyone,” the Poker Face hitmaker said when asked how she’ll satisfy her sexual urges. “I just sleep with the guys in my band all the time because it’s easier.”

GaGa’s record producer Rob Fusari recently branded her a man-eater.

“In terms of her break-up, that sort of stuff doesn’t faze her,” Fusari said of GaGa’s recent split from boyfriend Speedy.

“She’s got a little bit of a Tin Man heart.

“I’m not trying to sound mean but she eats them up and spits them out.

“To her men are like candy — take the wrapper off, chew it up a few times.

“Just the sort of girl you want to take home to mom!”